Only after sometime I realize that my 3 year old son seemingly to be helping while really making things more worse. Last evening, he was helping me in organizing my bookshelf by opening each book and tearing the first page. I asked him, "What are you doing", he said, “I’m helping you dad”
Public should understand that I am NOT responsible for everything what my 3 year old son does. Last evening, while walking on a busy street, an ambulance passed by, “iiiiiiiyyymmmm, iiiiiiyyyyymmm, iiiiiiiyyyyyymmmm”, and after its departure, my son goes, loudly, “iiiiiiiyyymmmm, iiiiiiyyyyymmm, iiiiiiiyyyyyymmmm” and three people on the street turned and starred at me.
Recently, my 4 year old son called while I was in a meeting, so i said, 'Sorry son I'm in a meeting, I will call u back' after few minutes I called and he hung the call saying, 'Sorry dad, I'm at home, I will call u back' Somedays, I am in a mood of irrational happiness with everyone and everything. Yesterday I wife said, “You are lazy”, I: “haha..you are so funny”. My son(two-year old), “Dad, I want another toy car, I broke the one that you bought just now” I: “How sweet”. My manager, “No hike this year” I: “That is fine, I can wait for another 20 years”
Somehow I must keep my son busy because he wastes his time noticing unimportant things. Last evening, he was jobless, came to me and said, "Dad, my teeth is whiter than your teeth...see....eeeeeeee".
Sometimes it is difficult to understand my 3 year old son’s intentions. Recently, we were traveling by train and he insisted to sit near the window. I thought, he preferred it because he liked to watch scenery and landscapes. After I offered him the window seat, he was fast asleep all through the journey.
Sometimes it is difficult to guess the moves of pedestrians on street. Last evening, i was walking down the street and was about to collide against the opposite pedestrian. We both stopped for a moment. I moved right, he too moved right, i moved left, he too moved left. For a moment i was confused, then decided not to move. Guess what the pedestrian decide? Not to move
Sometimes it is little difficult to guess what kids want. My mom bought a brand new toy car for my first son (two-year old)—packed with a stylish card board box. After few minutes we saw him playing with the card board box rather than the toy car. I think, I should suggest my friends and family members to buy him cardboard boxes instead of toys if they plan to gift him something.
My two sons have become more civilized after watching a crime movie recently. my first son, holding an imaginary hand gun behind me, "Dad, hands up, don't move, otherwise....eehaha...I am going to kill you", meanwhile, his brother standing behind him, "Brother, hands up, you don't move and leave my Dad, otherwise...eehaha..I am going to kill YOU"
My wife and two children share one thing in common--the habit of rolling all over the house while sleeping. last night, me, my wife and 2 children slept together. Today morning I saw my first son lying perpendicular to me resting his one leg on my face, my second son rolled off the bed to the left side corner of the bedroom. My wife? well, I couldn't see her because she rolled herself all the way to the kitchen.
My younger son(1.5 yr old) seems to be bolder than my elder son(3 yr old). Last Evening, my elder son was shouting out of fear, "Dad, cockroach, dad, cockroach, right there, behind that TV table....mom, are you there?....are there someone out there to help?...". Even before I arrived at the spot, my younger son, casually, pulled the cockroach, holding its antenna, threw it off the road". To be quite frank, even I can't do that.
Next time, I’d better complete any task I take up. Today morning, I was polishing one of my pair of shoes, meanwhile my son was crying. Consoling my child I forgot to polish the other pair of the shoes. At last, I’m left with a pair of shoes, one polished and one dirty, and had no time to polish the other as my office bus had already arrived.
Next time, I'd better not invite my friends home when my 4 year old son is around. Recently, I had invited one of friends and he was astonished looking at my book shelf. He said, "Sridhar, you have a great collection of books". Even before I could respond to his appreciation, my son interrupted, "But he never reads any of those books".
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