Next time, when you take your kids to watch movies, choose movies of their interest. Yesterday, for the first time, I took my kids to a movie theater. After the movie started, of about 20 minutes, I asked them how do they like it and I was expecting a positive response, but my son, "Dad, the movie is boring, please change the channel"
Now I know how to wake up my 2-year old son. Today morning, I, "Son, wake up, it is time to go to school", He, "ZZZZ...ZZZ", I, "Your teacher will not allow you inside if you are late to school", He, "ZZZZZ....ZZZZ", I, "Don't you aspire to
One of my parenting secret is out last night. My two sons are afraid of cats. So, usually, in the night, when my sons doesn't go to sleep, I secretly, "meow", and they think the cat is around, hurriedly go to bed. But last night when I "meow", my first son saw my lip movement. The secret is out. Now, I don,t know how to make them go to sleep from today.
Last evening, my son was playing an expensive game. After observing my riding the bike, filling the gas(petrol) at the gas stations, he, now, takes his tricyle, zoom it around the house--vroom--stops it at the kitchen entrance(gas station), opens an imaginary petrol tank and, using a broken pipe, he pretends to fill the petrol. With hiking petrol prices, I suggested him to change the game.
Life is a boomarang, whaterever I say comes back to me. Last week, there was a power cut when my 5 year old son was watching one of his favorite programs in cartoon network. He was upset and I, like a saint, advised him, "Relax son, life is like that. cool down! learn to accept hurdles. Cheerup my boy!" and yesterday, he accidentally spilled coffee on my white shirt and I was about to let my frustration out, "YOU...." and he interrupts, "Relax Dad, life is like that. cool down! learn to accept hurdles. Cheerup my dad!"
Life is way too contradicting between myself and my 3 year old son. Recently, the office , where I work, came up with brand new vision for the organization and they distributed t-shirts, pamphlets and goodies to all of us saying, "Be smarter, accomplish new goals, reach new heights, strive achieving new vision..." etc. On the other hand, the school, where my son studies, insists all the kindergarten students to compulsorily go to sleep during school hours, on their study desks, for at least one and a half hours everyday. In fact this sleeping exercise is part of their school syllabus. I wonder who is lucky! Me or my son!
My 2 year old son should understand that I am not God. Last evening, around 6.30pm, Pointing towards the sunset he asked, "Dad, what is that?", I, "It is Sun, it sets now, and it will rise tomorrow morning", He, "Ask Sun not to set because I'm playing now", I, "That is impossible, Son", He started crying and he didn't talk to me the whole night.
My 3 year old son doesn't really understand "Happy Birthday". Yesterday I celebrated my birthday. I woke up, My mom said, "Happy birthday", My wife, "Happy birthday", My brother, "Happy birthday", My son hurriedly, "I also want one Happy Birthday", "One for me and for my brother". He thought "happy birthday" is a candy or an ice-cream or a chocolate
My 3 year old son has invented a new game last evening. He picks stuff from the refrigerator by opening and closing the refrigerator door but before the automatic light comes on.
My 3 year old son imitates almost everything that he hears. Imitation is fine but that should'nt disturb anyone. Last evening, he was imitating the sound of my motor bike louder than the actual sound. I took him for a ride; started the bike, “Drrr”, he goes, “DDDDRRRRRR”, we rode on the main road; stopped at a traffic signal. My bike, “dubudubudubu”, my son with a loud voice, “DDDDDUUUUUBBBUUUDUUBBUU”, I knew 3 people got annoyed at the traffic signal because of my son.
My 3 year old son is performing worse in his preschool than I do at my work. Recently, his teacher asked, "What is your father's name?", He, "My father's name is 'Dad", Teacher, "What is your mother's name?", He, "My mother's name is 'Mom'"
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