Real Life Anecdotes About Diwali Indian Festival
With crackers costing a bomb I've planned to settle down cracking Diwali jokes with my children and family this Diwali. Please don't arrive at an impression that I'm going green saving the environment by not cracking the crackers(what-else). Actually, my budget is little tight this Diwali. Wish you all a happy damal-dumil Diwali
Real Life Anecdotes About Rainfall
Forget about big changes, small changes, sometimes, could bring big differences. Today, while returning from office back home, it was raining heavily when I started from office and i decided to get wet thinking that anyway I've to change my clothes when I return home. As I approached close to my residence, I realized that it rained only around my office area and not in the area I live. Now, shockingly, the area I live has no signs of rain at all. The roads are dry, shop walls are dry, no rain water on trees, people around are walking with dry clothes, while oddly, my clothes are completely drenched, dripping water from head to toe. People were looking at me in a strange manner. That weird expression that they had on me clearly says what they thought about me. I'm able to sense them say, "Mister, I think you've taken bath with your clothes on, and you've forgotten to change your wet clothes after taking bath. Now, you're are on road embarrassing the public. This is just for your kind information"
My predicting of my wife's feelings and emotions are worse than meteorologists predicting the weather forecast. They say it will rain tomorrow, and that is when the sun rises early morning 5 AM, shines as brightly as possible and sets unwillingly at 10 pm.
predicting whether to begin a journey during a heavy rain is rocket science. It was raining last evening; I was waiting under one of the shop’s entrance stretching my hand every few minutes to check whether the rain as subsided. At one point, I decided to start my journey as I was sure that I will not drench myself with those last bits of little rain droplets; Halfway I realized I was soaked into bathe. Wrong guess!
Real Life Anecdotes About Movie and Movie Theatres
Movie theaters should spend some extra money to buy chairs that have broader armrests. Last week, I and my wife were struggling, maneuvering for one armrest in a movie theater.
My 5 old son watching movies is posing a new problem to me these days. Last week he watched a movie in which the hero dies and yesterday he watched another movie that has the same hero. Confusingly he asked me, "Dad, this hero was dead last week but how is he alive now, in this movie?"
My friend is jealous of my old 1995 model cell phone though he has a brand new apple Iphone. I can make calls from my old cellphone but he can't with his new cellphone as he stays in a hill station & there is hardly any network coverage. Now, he is using apple iphone for everything from listening music to watching movies except making calls. Apple Iphone in a networkless hill station, IMAGINE!
My mother is against violence. And she expects me, as a son, to be that way. She politely says to me "I will kill you if you watch violent movies". How kind!
Next time, when you take your kids to watch movies, choose movies of their interest. Yesterday, for the first time, I took my kids to a movie theater. After the movie started, of about 20 minutes, I asked them how do they like it and I was expecting a positive response, but my son, "Dad, the movie is boring, please change the channel"
Since my childhood I have this problem whenever I go to cinema theaters. There will be one person in front of me at movies who, no matter which direction I lean in, will follow me and I end up watching his/her head rather than enjoying the movie.
Since my childhood I have this problem whenever I go to cinema theatres. There will be one person in front of me at movies who, no matter what direction I lean in, will follow me and I end up watching his/her head rather than enjoying the movie.
When it comes to watching TV, my wife likes watching movies, the first son likes watching cartoon network, my mom likes watching family episodes, my second son likes watching advertisements, and I like keeping the TV switch off in order to save electricity bill. But you know who wins? Myself. How? Half the time there is no power in our locality. God exists.
Real Life Anecdotes About Toothbrush
Sometimes, life becomes too confusing even when making small unimportant decisions. I had to buy a new toothbrush last evening but had this psychological block when I had choose the color of the new toothbrush. There were 5 colors of tooth brushes: red, green, yellow, orange and white. Then, I had to invent an illogical logic. White teeth; white color tooth brush.
Bills are always confusing. Everymonth, I submit medical bills to my employer (Bosch) for reimbursement. This month, without noticing, I attached a provision bill, that contained detergents, pulses, toothpaste etc, along with 10 other medical bills.
I bought a new toothbrush but I misplaced it. I know it is there somewhere very safe but I forgot place where I kept it. After unsuccessfully searching it for 2 days, I finally decided to buy another tooth brush. Guess what? I found the lost toothbrush immediately after I bought a new one. My doubt is, is this how life works or mine is an exception?
I bought this tooth brush that is recommended by 95% of the dentists in the world. Quite expensive! but I don't see much difference. I think 95% of these dentists must have used this tooth brush even before I bought it. I need a toothbrush that is not used by anyone. Hygiene please!
I heard a weird fact “Human teeth are almost as hard as rocks!” known this fact, I have a great idea for the next Valentine’s day. How about carving something on my rocks(teeth) like “Happy Valentine’s Day” and go stand before my wife and say “eeee” and she goes “Thanks, how romantic!”
Somehow I must keep my son busy because he wastes his time noticing unimportant things. Last evening, he was jobless, came to me and said, "Dad, my teeth is whiter than your teeth...see....eeeeeeee".
I'm becoming very bold now-a-days. I had a dream yesterday in which a gigantic dinosaur(carnivore) stood right in front of me showing its sharp claws, roaring at my face with those big teeth. gggrrrrrh. I said "go ahead, eat me if you want. I know it is a dream"
Real Life Anecdotes About Alarm Clocks
Setting alarm is still a rocket science for me. Last night, I religiously set an alarm to wake me up at 6 o clock in the morning but no response. Later I realized that I set it for 6pm and not 6am. I said to myself "Never mind, it will still wake you up while you are in office at 6pm" (AM, PM, too confusing..?)
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