Tuesday, 8 March 2022

Home - It may happen to you too

Sudden Embarrassment - Sleep

While you're sleeping in the morning, did you ever suddenly realize that the alarm has already gone long back and you've ridiculously overslept. As you sleep, your heart says, "Look at the time bro" and your eyes lazily opens 1/4th, "It is 9 O clock" heart sends this information to mind and your mind is like, "9 O CLOCK! can't be check again". Now your eyes alarmingly clears itself and see even more sharply, "YES, it IS 9 O CLOCK!" now your mind and heart arguing; heart, "The alarm rang long back" mind, "You should've told me this earlier", heart, "It rang three times" and your legs hurrily burrily gets up not knowing whether to go to the bathroom or kitchen and your body is cursing, "STUPID WARM WINTER!"

Sudden Embarrassment: Umbrella: 

As you walk back home from shopping, have you ever suddenly realized that your umbrella, which you actually carried when you left home, is missing. Though all the while your hands were saying, "Dude something is missing..." But your mind kept ignoring hand's advice. Your mind is like, "I did this, I did that while shopping, took back the correct change in the cash counter....wait a minute, oops... my umbrella!!" that's when your hands casually say, "That's what I kept telling from the beginning!"

Struggle with Fire

Did you notice sometimes you take three unsuccessful attempts to blow off the fire of a lit candle. First time you blow, it just doesn't respond, you blow harder, the flame just shakes a little bit. With all energy you blow even harder and the flame now waves from top to bottom but never puts off. People around you give a look that says, "And-you-hit-gym-everyday"

Joy with sleep

Did you ever experience the joy when you got up from sleep to realise that you've some time to sleep. Your mind says, "You've fifteen more minutes"and your heart goes, "Lovely, lovely" and your body sinks into the blanket and you go, "zzzz"

Struggle with Breathe

Did you notice, when you really focus to breathe naturally is when you start breathing more and more artificially. Your mind says, "Now breathe naturally, effortlessly" and your nose goes, "ooozzzz...uuuuuusss" and at one point your nose, " stop noticing me, I'm getting too conscious"

Sudden Puzzlement with Electricity

Have you ever been in situation when there is no electricity at home and as you wait for the power to come back, suddenly you'll start wondering whether the electricity is shut across all houses in your street or is it only your house. So, hurrily hurrily you walk out and realize that the entire street doesn't have electricity and when you experience a deep relief, you'll be like, "Thank God, no one has electricity"

Embarrassment with hot Coffee

While having coffee, have you ever taken a hot sip and then unable to decide whether to it spit out or to swallow it. As you've your hot sip, your heart says, "Spit it out, spit it out, it is hot" and your mind says, "It looks in decent to spit out" heart, "Then swallow it, quick no time" mind, "But what if it burns my throat" by then your burnt tongue is like, "Thanks to all your intellectual fruitful group discussion!"

Sudden Embarrassment - Sleep

While you're sleeping in the morning, did you ever suddenly realize that the alarm has already gone long back and you've ridiculously overslept. As you sleep, your heart says, "Look at the time bro" and your eyes lazily opens 1/4th, "It is 9 O clock" heart sends this information to mind and your mind is like, "9 O CLOCK! can't be check again". Now your eyes alarmingly clears itself and see even more sharply, "YES, it IS 9 O CLOCK!" now your mind and heart arguing; heart, "The alarm rang long back" mind, "You should've told me this earlier", heart, "It rang three times" and your legs hurrily burrily gets up not knowing whether to go to the bathroom or kitchen and your body is cursing, "STUPID WARM WINTER!"

Struggle with T Shirts

Have you ever worn a tshirt backside front and struggled to bring it front side back. And this happens especially when you're busy. And, at the door, your wife we'll be shouting at you to hurry up. 

Struggle with Umbrella

Opening an umbrella is easy but have you ever struggled to close an umbrella, especially when it wet. You'll be like, "isn't there a technology to fix this?" At one point, after trying hard, you close and when you're about to relax is when the umbrella goes again, "pooof"

Struggle with Yawning

Have you struggled to suppress your yawn, especially when a serious office meeting is going on. The more you suppress, the more you feel like yawn. You look around and the person sitting next is struggling as much as you. At one point, you,l go, "I don't care what my manager would think, I'm going to yawn" and you go, "aaaaaaahhhhhhhoooooh"

Struggle with BreatheDid you notice that when you try to breathe naturally is when you start breathing even more artificially; especially during meditation. You'll be like, "I was breathing naturally till now". At one point you'll give up is when your breath becomes natural by itself Struggle with Blankets

At night, in bed, when you go to sleep, have you ever struggled with those blankets that exposes your feet when you pull up to cover your face and when you pull down to cover your feet would expose your face, especially during winter season. 

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