Short Stories about Father and Son - Facebook Updates

From now on, I will never ask my 3 year old son for any suggestions. Today, I bought two identical toy cars for both of my children. Little confused about how to differentiate it, i asked my 1st son for suggestion. He took his brother's toy, broke the tyre and said, 'the broken one belong to him, and the good one belongs to me'

From now onwards, I've decided not to answer any of my five year old son's questions because, offlate, it is becoming too challenging for me to answer. Last evening we're having an orange fruit and he asked, "Dad, what is the name of this fruit?", I, "Orange" he,"I didn't ask the color of the fruit, I want to know the name of the fruit" I,"The name of fruit is Orange too", He,"That can't be. You don't know the name of this fruit. apple is the name of the fruit and is red in color, pineapple is the name of the fruit and is yellow in color and this fruit is orange in color and it must have a name"

Generation has changed. Those days, when I made a mistake, my mom use to pinch me, slap me on my face and say, "If you repeat that mistake, You will be dead." recently, I spoke to my elder son, who hit his brother, and politely asked him, "May I kindly know why did you hit your brother?", and he goes, "Dad, you are so rude, I hate you"

I am keen to find a girl for my son than to find a kindergarten or a school

I did a big mistake of taking my son for a bike ride on a main road that has a circle. Last evening, I took him for a bike ride and we came across a circle. Just for fun, we took 4 turns around the circle. Now, at home, wherever I sit, he assumes me to be the centre of the circle and rides around me with his imaginary motor bike and I’m not able to concentrate on my work. Drrdrrddddrrr,pommp,…pomp…kinngghh…drrdrr..

Last week, We made our 4 year old son to take off from school because he had acute cough. By weekend, he was completely cured. Last night, I was talking to my wife, "Our son seem to be fine and healthy, fit to go to school tomorrow. What do you think?", Even before my wife responded, we could hear him from his bed room, loudly, "uukkkkuuuuuhh....kkuuuuu...hhhh".

 

All my life, I'll never forget this question asked by my son yesterday, "Dad, when you were a kid, were you a boy or a girl"

All other fruits are fine but when it comes to banana, my 3 year old son gets confused. He doesn't know how many 'an's to add. He goes, 'banananana....?.'

At last, pressure cooker did the trick. Last evening I was playing with my 3 year old son. The game was to scare him to fright. I tried several methods such as wearing a ghost mask, hanging my tongue out, widening my eyes, screaming like an evil. Nothing worked. As I was tired, I was about to give up, but meanwhile, suddenly, from the kitchen, the pressure cooker got realized, "brsssss"; my son goes, “buuuhh”; I won.

Both of my sons(4 year and 2 year old) are very cooperative and always work in team. My first son removes and throws my cellphone, and my second son puts the cellphone in water.

Branded shirts are expensive even after discounts. Last evening I saw this sign board which said, "75% off on the branded shirts". I curiously checked the cost of these shirts to realize that it still takes half of my salary to afford this brand.