It is time to teach my 4 year old son the name of the place where we live. Recently, we were traveling in a public transport bus. The bus conductor asked my son, "Ticket, where do to want to go?", He, "To my home" Bus Conductor, "WHERE IS YOUR HOME?" He, "Next to my friend's house, Avinash"
Kids can understand kids' language. Last evening my two sons (first son is 2 year old; second son is 8 month old) spoke to each other. First son: blarnna? blarrrana? Second son: umgje! First son: Oyuuebjjd!, oykkiollaiek, blarna or blarnaaa? Second son: Umgje. First son gets some water from the kitchen, offers it to my second son. First son:pooekillsi? Second son: umgje. Both of them exchanged a smile
Kids deserve to be kids but they should be fair at least once in a while. Every time when I play character games such as superman, spiderman, batman with my sons I have been given the villain roles. They always go, "Dad, you be the villain and I will be the superman"
I hate telling jokes to my 4 year old son because he embarrasses me. Last evening I was sharing a joke, "Son, you know why did a boy bring a ladder to school? because, he wanted to go to high school...ha...ha...ha...", My son, "Dad, can you explain the joke?"
I have a bad news and a good news. Bad news-my 3 year old son's mouth is badly hurt. Good news-he can't talk for atleast 2 days
I should stop promoting and exaggerating the health benefits of having apples everyday because my 3 year old son thinks that this fruit is THE solution for all health problems. Recently, while having a bad cough, he said, 'dad, bad cough, get me some apples'
I think my second son (2 year old) believes, "Action speaks louder than words". Recently, both of my sons were heatedly arguing with each other and, at one point, the younger politely walked up to the elder and bit him.
I wish I could satisfy some of my 4 year son's imagination. Today morning I was illustrating a dream that I had last night, which I felt would be of my son's interest. I said to my son, "Son, I had a dream last night and I'm sure you will love to hear. I was in a city that had huge colorful toys, delicious chocolates, different variety of cream biscuits. The city was full of joy and kids like you were playing endlessly" He thought for a moment and said, "Did you take a photograph of your dream? Next time if you have such dreams take a photograph and show it to me."
I wish I knew mind reading, especially to read my 3 year old son and his friends’s mind. Last evening, I was watching TV, someone poked me from behind; I turned around, and I saw my son and his other five friends sitting with absolutely no expression on their faces. I wish I knew mind reading.
My elder son was the doctor and younger the patient. Doctor, "How can I help you?, Patient, "I have pain in my eyes" Doctor, "But, I'm a stomach doctor, I don't know how to treat the eyes". Patient, "Don't worry, you can study how to treat eyes and then treat me, till then I'll be in the waiting room." Doctor, "Thank you, I'll be back in 5 minutes"
I do not know how to explain it to my son that every rule as an exception. Last evening, at the supermarket, two to three strangers wished my son, "Happy new year" but he didn't respond. Further, at the billing section, the cashier wished him, "Happy new year" for which he didn't respond neither. The cashier starred at me. To avoid the embarrassment, I told my son, "Son, wish her, 'Wish you the same'" and he said, "Dad, but you always tell me not to talk to strangers"
I don’t know from where my three year old son learn all these skills. For instance, being politely smilingly rude. Last evening, I asked told him, “Whenever you drink water be careful so that it doesn’t spill on your clothes.” He politely said, “heheheehehe, I can’t, hehehehe…mind your own business, heehehe...I hate when people give me advice..heh..”
I don't know when did my 3 old son developed this habit; Hugging people around him when he hears a good news. Last evening, in the supermarket, I thought of buying him a chocolate for his good behavior. I told him, "Son, go, buy any chocolate you want". He, "Yaaahooo" and unable to control his excitement, he hugged a strange woman who was standing beside him.
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