Funny Short Anecdotes, Short Stories about son

 

My 4 year old son is upset with me. Last evening, while glacing through my marriage photo album, he realized that he is not in it, he said, "Dad, I am upset because you never invited me for your marriage". I said, "Don't worry, I will invite you next time when I get married." He, "Do that, otherwise I will never talk to you"

My 5 old son watching movies is posing a new problem to me these days. Last week he watched a movie in which the hero dies and yesterday he watched another movie that has the same hero. Confusingly he asked me, "Dad, this hero was dead last week but how is he alive now, in this movie?"

My employer,Bosch, gave 40,000/- worth giftvoucher

My first son(two year old) doesn’t obey what I say but my objectives are met anyways. Last evening, I said “Say 'A'”, He goes, “I will NOT say 'A'”, I go, “Ok, don’t say 'A', but can you say 'B'?”, He goes, “I will NOT say B”, I go, “How about C, will you say 'C'?” He goes, “NEVER will I say C”

My four year old son has learnt a new art of asking chocolates when we go to supermarket. Recently, in the supermarket, while we were walking across the chocolate section, he said, 'Dad, I will be a good boy, I will never cry or scream in front of your friends and relatives' I said, 'Ok'. He, 'I will also ensure that I will keep my stuff clean and tidy', I, 'Good boy', He, 'And then, I will never hit my brother, I know that I have to take care of him', I, 'Which chocolate do you want?', He, 'Cadbury Dairymilk'

I wonder on what basis my three year old son makes his buying decisions. Recently, I asked him, “What would you like to buy in your first salary when you grow up?” He, “Ambulance! I like that red light that revolves on top of the vehicle”

I'd better not help my friends anymore. Today, I was inside the office elevator and one of my friend was approaching to get inside the lift. With an intention of keeping the elevator door open, I pressed the close-the-door button. The door closed even earlier than the usual time it was supposed to take.

I'd better safe guard my money until my sons (4-yr and 5-yr old) understand how money transaction happens in reality. Last evening both of my sons were playing selling using toy money. My first son, "How much is this chocolate?", My second son, "5/- (Rupees)" First, "But I've a 10 Rupee Note", Second, "That's OK, tear it into half; 10 will become 5"

I'd better safeguard my mobile phone, because, last night, in my dream I saw my 4 year old son dropping my cellphone in a bucket of water

I'm going to return all the questions of my 4 year old son to himself when he grows up and see how he manages to answer these type of questions. Last evening, "Dad, will you buy me fish and chicken to eat because my friends suggested it is tasty and delicious?", I, "Son, we are vegetarians; fish and chicken are non-vegetarian food", He, "That's ok. buy vegetarian fish and vegetarian chicken"

I'm happy that my 8 year old kid is good at geography, it's just that he is learning it inside out. Last week, in a family together, I was getting introduced to a person, I, "Hello, nice to meet you", he, "Nice to meet you too", I, "May I know where are you from?" He, "From Bangalore". As I was brought up in Bangalore, I was curious to know more specifically. I, "Which location in Bangalore?". Meanwhile, my son who was listening to this conversation interrupts, "In Karnataka, obviously"

Is being a kid such a shame? Last week, in my office, there are an event in which you could bring your child to office. Excitingly, I shared this news with my 2 sons, (4 yr and 5 yr old), "Hey, today, I can take kids to office. Sons, would you like to join?". My first son with an elderly tone, "Dad, I'm not a kid anymore. I'm 5 yrs old. You can take my brother. He is still a kid". And, I turned towards my second son and he started crying, "I'm not a KID. How dare he calls me a KID. I'm not a KID"

It is difficult to make my 3 year old son understand the difference between toys and real instruments. Previously, I had warned him saying, "Kids should not touch instruments like knives and scissors". Recently, I bought him toy-doctor-set, which contained toy scissors and toy knives as a part of the set(along with stethoscope and thermometers). He religiously returned it saying, "Dad, kids should not touch instruments like knives and scissors"