Day to Day Funny Short Stories and Anecdotes

 Real Life Anecdotes About Chocolates

I don't know when did my 3 old son developed this habit; Hugging people around him when he hears a good news. Last evening, in the supermarket, I thought of buying him a chocolate for his good behavior. I told him, "Son, go, buy any chocolate you want". He, "Yaaahooo" and unable to control his excitement, he hugged a strange woman who was standing beside him.

I hope some of my 3 year old son's negotiation techniques work with my boss too. For instance, last evening, in the super market, my son, 'Dad, buy me that chocolate, otherwise I will scream and gather the crowd'; I bought him a chocolate without saying a word. So, I should go to my boss and say, 'Boss give me a promotion, otherwise I will scream in the office and gather the crowd'

I'd better safe guard my money until my sons (4-yr and 5-yr old) understand how money transaction happens in reality. Last evening both of my sons were playing selling using toy money. My first son, "How much is this chocolate?", My second son, "5/- (Rupees)" First, "But I've a 10 Rupee Note", Second, "That's OK, tear it into half; 10 will become 5"

My son relates every incident to his own life. I was upset about the petrol price hike and he says, "I think now you are able to understand how bad I feel when you don't buy me chocolates." My son relates every incident to his own life. I was upset about the petrol price hike and he says, "I think now you are able to understand how bad I feel when you don't buy me chocolates."

Real Life Anecdotes on Car Taxi

I'm simply not able to remember a set of numbers especially when there is interruption. Last evening, at home, while my wife was getting ready for shopping, I booked OLA Taxi, went out and as I waited for the taxi to arrive, I memorised, "Taxi number 2543, OTP number 8956... Taxi 2543, OTP 8956, ta.." after few minutes my came out of the house and interrupted, "Did the taxi arrive?" I, "No, but it will, soon" but after she interrupted my mind simply interchanged the numbers, "Taxi 8956, OTP 2543, taxi..89..OT..25.." Now, I see a taxi of my OTP number and I confuse the taxi driver by giving his own taxi number as OTP. All this is because of that one small question of my wife, "Did the taxi arrive?"

Real Life Anecdotes on Shirts and T shirts

Branded shirts are expensive even after discounts. Last evening I saw this sign board which said, "75% off on the branded shirts". I curiously checked the cost of these shirts to realize that it still takes half of my salary to afford this brand.

Glue works on shirt buttons too. last evening, one of the shirt buttons weaved off of my favorite shirt and I had no time to stitch it. So, I applied glue to paste the button on the shirt and used safety pin from behind so that it looks as if the button is doing the holding. it worked!

I end up dancing in front of shopkeepers while searching for money in my pockets. I:"How much?" Shopkeeper:"20 bucks" I:"A moment please" hands on shirt pocket;no money. hands on left front pant pocket; no money. hands on right front pant pocket; no money.hands on left back pant pocket; no money. hands on right back pant pocket; money but torn.

I have been noticing this since my childhood with ready-made clothes. These ready-made clothes come with sizes that are either little big or little small for me. For instance, if I go for shirt size 40, it is little big for me and 39 is little small. I would be happy if these garment guys could come up with sizes like 39.3, 39.6, 39.8, 40.3...

I hope god learns this idea and apply it next time while creating human beings. The idea of of restarting the computer when Windows Operating System fails to operate properly. Imagine this, today morning, I wake up, and fight with my wife, Restart. My child spills a cup of coffee on­‑ my office shirt and I’m disturbed. Press Restart. My boss blasts me for bad performance. Restart or—switch off.

I must teach my 3 yr old son how to eat an icecream; otherwise he is not going to stop contributing to our water scarcity problem everytime he has one. Recently, he had an icecream; the only place the cream couldn’t reach was his eyes. The icecream was dripping all over his face. To add on, he squeezed the icecream cup to stain his shirt and shorts. I had to pour 2 buckets of water to clean this guy.

I should stop my son being too creative as it affects my quality of living. Last evening , he was using my shirt hanger as a bike steering. I say "Son, please return the shirt hanger, I must hang my shirt" he goes "Dad, how is my new bike, drrrrrrr....." Now I hang my shirt on one of the door knobs.

Life is a boomarang, whaterever I say comes back to me. Last week, there was a power cut when my 5 year old son was watching one of his favorite programs in cartoon network. He was upset and I, like a saint, advised him, "Relax son, life is like that. cool down! learn to accept hurdles. Cheerup my boy!" and yesterday, he accidentally spilled coffee on my white shirt and I was about to let my frustration out, "YOU...." and he interrupts, "Relax Dad, life is like that. cool down! learn to accept hurdles. Cheerup my dad!"

Life is way too contradicting between myself and my 3 year old son. Recently, the office , where I work, came up with brand new vision for the organization and they distributed t-shirts, pamphlets and goodies to all of us saying, "Be smarter, accomplish new goals, reach new heights, strive achieving new vision..." etc. On the other hand, the school, where my son studies, insists all the kindergarten students to compulsorily go to sleep during school hours, on their study desks, for at least one and a half hours everyday. In fact this sleeping exercise is part of their school syllabus. I wonder who is lucky! Me or my son!

My 3 year son should understand that there is something called coincidence. Recently, I was yelling at him for one of his bad behaviors; meanwhile, I was also helping him wear his new shirt that has a zipper instead of shirt buttons. While yelling at him, I pulled the zipper and his skin got trapped and wounded. He assumes that I did it intentionally to hurt him. Now, He hates me thinking that I punished him.

Sometimes, I lose the real message while admiring my son's cuteness. Last evening, pointing hands towards my shirt, my 3 year old son, with a fearful face, said, "lizze, lizzee", I was thinking to myself, "How cute, he has learnt another new word, lizze, see his cute fearful face, I wonder how god creates such beautiful expressions on kids. By the way what does this 'lizze' really mean?" Slowly, I turned towards my shirt where he was pointing, right below the collar, "eeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkks, lizard!!!!!!!" I almost fainted.

I wish I change this one habit of mine. Last evening, at a garment shop, I was planning to buy a shirt. Although I guessed medium size would fit me, I wanted to try the size before buying. After taking permission from one of the sales executives, I opened the cover of a neatly packed shirt of medium size, removed the pins around, wore it and found medium size is a perfect fit for me. Now, I left that shirt that I unpacked, took another neatly packed shirt, which is exactly as same as the shirt that I unpacked before, for billing. As I walked to the billing section, my mind says to me, "I somehow don't like this habit of you. I don't know for what joy you do this. Mind you! after going home you've to unpack this shirt too. You cannot wear a packed shirt ever!"

Real Life Anecdotes on Brothers

Being in a big family, I, recently, found one similarity among my wife, my mother, my brother and my two children. They all hate me at an equal degree. I secretly asked individually, "In the scale of 1-5, 1 being "Hated least" and 5 being "hated most, which one do you choose". All of them chose 5. In fact, my brother asked, "Is FIVE is the highest degree?"

Is being a kid such a shame? Last week, in my office, there are an event in which you could bring your child to office. Excitingly, I shared this news with my 2 sons, (4 yr and 5 yr old), "Hey, today, I can take kids to office. Sons, would you like to join?". My first son with an elderly tone, "Dad, I'm not a kid anymore. I'm 5 yrs old. You can take my brother. He is still a kid". And, I turned towards my second son and he started crying, "I'm not a KID. How dare he calls me a KID. I'm not a KID"

My 3 year old son doesn't really understand "Happy Birthday". Yesterday I celebrated my birthday. I woke up, My mom said, "Happy birthday", My wife, "Happy birthday", My brother, "Happy birthday", My son hurriedly, "I also want one Happy Birthday", "One for me and for my brother". He thought "happy birthday" is a candy or an ice-cream or a chocolate

My four year old son has learnt a new art of asking chocolates when we go to supermarket. Recently, in the supermarket, while we were walking across the chocolate section, he said, 'Dad, I will be a good boy, I will never cry or scream in front of your friends and relatives' I said, 'Ok'. He, 'I will also ensure that I will keep my stuff clean and tidy', I, 'Good boy', He, 'And then, I will never hit my brother, I know that I have to take care of him', I, 'Which chocolate do you want?', He, 'Cadbury Dairymilk

My two sons have become more civilized after watching a crime movie recently. my first son, holding an imaginary hand gun behind me, "Dad, hands up, don't move, otherwise....eehaha...I am going to kill you", meanwhile, his brother standing behind him, "Brother, hands up, you don't move and leave my Dad, otherwise...eehaha..I am going to kill YOU"

Sometimes sharing a good news involves risk. Last week, during a fight, my younger son, with his nails, scuffed and left a scar on the face of my elder son. Yesterday, my elder son noticed that the scar has disappeared. Excitingly, he shared this good news with his brother, "Bro, look, the scar that you left last week has healed and disappeared." The brother noticed it and scuffed him again and brought back the scar.

study hard, come up in life?", he, "ZZZZZZZZZZZ", I, "Ok, I am going shopping to buy chocolates and toy cars for your brother. Which color of toy car do you prefer, red, or yellow?", He, "Yellow, with remote and I want two cars".

Though the conversation between my two kids were about toys, it was as if they were born to a rich dad. Last evening, while they're playing with toy cars, my first son said to his brother, 'You keep the BMW, I'll keep the Mercedes. And, dad has promised to buy a Ferrari next month'

 Real Life Anecdotes on Doctors

"I wish people follow what they say. Last evening, I had a doctor's appointment. I noticed "smile please" poster displayed on the doctor's cabin door. I thought, let me give a try and with an animated vibrant smile I got into the doctor's cabin. He said "YOU MUST KNOCK THE DOOR BEFORE ENTERING. YOU UNDERSTAND?" with a rude tone."

Are doctors that busy? Last evening, i had been to a clinic, waited for 30 minutes in a bigger room, then nurse took me to a smaller room where i had to wait for another 20 minutes. finally, i met a junior doctor. he examined and gave me an appointment for next week to meet the senior doctor (whom i actually wanted to meet last evening).

I wish life is as easy as my children think. Last evening my two kids were playing hospital role-play game. My elder son was the doctor and younger the patient. Doctor, "How can I help you?, Patient, "I have pain in my eyes" Doctor, "But, I'm a stomach doctor, I don't know how to treat the eyes". Patient, "Don't worry, you can study how to treat eyes and then treat me, till then I'll be in the waiting room." Doctor, "Thank you, I'll be back in 5 minutes"

It is difficult to make my 3 year old son understand the difference between toys and real instruments. Previously, I had warned him saying, "Kids should not touch instruments like knives and scissors". Recently, I bought him toy-doctor-set, which contained toy scissors and toy knives as a part of the set(along with stethoscope and thermometers). He religiously returned it saying, "Dad, kids should not touch instruments like knives and scissors"

My 3 year old son takes full advantage when people give him preferences or choices. My son has been suffering from fever for the last few days. Last evening, our family doctor examined him and found that the temperature was high. In a kind and friendly tone, the doctor asked, “Boy, you seem to have a high temperature, which one do you prefer? an injection or a syrup?”. He, “A syrup! and ensure that it is sweet, because the syrup that you gave last time was bitter.”

With rising fruit price, An apple a day not only keeps me away from the doctor but from the bank too.

Real Life Anecdotes on Human Habits

Sometimes, fighting with wife brings positive side effects. I have this habit of staying in office for longer hours whenever I fight with my wife so that unnecessary arguments are avoided. Recently, after a fight, I stayed in office for longer than the usual worktime. Incidentally, my manager noticed me working long hours and said, "Good, you seem to put to lot of hard work these days, keep up the good work". I hope he doesn't come to know the real scene behind.

Both my mother and wife have this habit while shopping; they silently disappear into shops while I end up talking to myself when walking along the busy streets

I have this bad habit of popping my head up over the wall of my cubicle to see what is going on in other cubicles.

I have this habit especially during summer seasons. I turn my pillow over and over, looking for the cool spot while sleeping in the night.

I have this habit of shouting at foreigners in the belief that the louder I speak, the better they'll understand me. I should stop this and learn their language instead.

I lost many friends because of this bad habit of mine. I borrow a pen and then put it in my own pocket.

I must change this bad habit of mine when I’m shopping in the supermarket. Last evening, while shopping, I took a packet of ghee off the grocery shelf, after sometime, decided I don't want it, and then put it in another section—toiletries.

 

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Real Life Anecdotes About Diwali Indian Festival

With crackers costing a bomb I've planned to settle down cracking Diwali jokes with my children and family this Diwali. Please don't arrive at an impression that I'm going green saving the environment by not cracking the crackers(what-else). Actually, my budget is little tight this Diwali. Wish you all a happy damal-dumil Diwali

Real Life Anecdotes About Rainfall

Forget about big changes, small changes, sometimes, could bring big differences. Today, while returning from office back home, it was raining heavily when I started from office and i decided to get wet thinking that anyway I've to change my clothes when I return home.  As I approached close to my residence, I realized that it rained only around my office area and not in the area I live. Now, shockingly, the area I live has no signs of rain at all. The roads are dry, shop walls are dry, no rain water on trees, people around are walking with dry clothes, while oddly, my clothes are completely drenched, dripping water from head to toe. People were looking at me in a strange manner. That weird expression  that they had on me clearly says what they thought about me. I'm able to sense them say, "Mister, I think you've taken bath with your clothes on, and you've forgotten to change your wet clothes after taking bath. Now, you're are on road embarrassing the public. This is just for your kind information"

My predicting of my wife's feelings and emotions are worse than meteorologists predicting the weather forecast. They say it will rain tomorrow, and that is when the sun rises early morning 5 AM, shines as brightly as possible and sets unwillingly at 10 pm.

predicting whether to begin a journey during a heavy rain is rocket science. It was raining last evening; I was waiting under one of the shop’s entrance stretching my hand every few minutes to check whether the rain as subsided. At one point, I decided to start my journey as I was sure that I will not drench myself with those last bits of little rain droplets; Halfway I realized I was soaked into bathe. Wrong guess!

Real Life Anecdotes About Movie and Movie Theatres

Movie theaters should spend some extra money to buy chairs that have broader armrests. Last week, I and my wife were struggling, maneuvering for one armrest in a movie theater.

My 5 old son watching movies is posing a new problem to me these days. Last week he watched a movie in which the hero dies and yesterday he watched another movie that has the same hero. Confusingly he asked me, "Dad, this hero was dead last week but how is he alive now, in this movie?"

My friend is jealous of my old 1995 model cell phone though he has a brand new apple Iphone. I can make calls from my old cellphone but he can't with his new cellphone as he stays in a hill station & there is hardly any network coverage. Now, he is using apple iphone for everything from listening music to watching movies except making calls. Apple Iphone in a networkless hill station, IMAGINE!

My mother is against violence. And she expects me, as a son, to be that way. She politely says to me "I will kill you if you watch violent movies". How kind!

Next time, when you take your kids to watch movies, choose movies of their interest. Yesterday, for the first time, I took my kids to a movie theater. After the movie started, of about 20 minutes, I asked them how do they like it and I was expecting a positive response, but my son, "Dad, the movie is boring, please change the channel"

Since my childhood I have this problem whenever I go to cinema theaters. There will be one person in front of me at movies who, no matter which direction I lean in, will follow me and I end up watching his/her head rather than enjoying the movie.

Since my childhood I have this problem whenever I go to cinema theatres. There will be one person in front of me at movies who, no matter what direction I lean in, will follow me and I end up watching his/her head rather than enjoying the movie.

When it comes to watching TV, my wife likes watching movies, the first son likes watching cartoon network, my mom likes watching family episodes, my second son likes watching advertisements, and I like keeping the TV switch off in order to save electricity bill. But you know who wins? Myself. How? Half the time there is no power in our locality. God exists.

Real Life Anecdotes About Toothbrush

Sometimes, life becomes too confusing even when making small unimportant decisions. I had to buy a new toothbrush last evening but had this psychological block when I had choose the color of the new toothbrush. There were 5 colors of tooth brushes: red, green, yellow, orange and white. Then, I had to invent an illogical logic. White teeth; white color tooth brush.

Bills are always confusing. Everymonth, I submit medical bills to my employer (Bosch) for reimbursement. This month, without noticing, I attached a provision bill, that contained detergents, pulses, toothpaste etc, along with 10 other medical bills.

I bought a new toothbrush but I misplaced it. I know it is there somewhere very safe but I forgot place where I kept it. After unsuccessfully searching it for 2 days, I finally decided to buy another tooth brush. Guess what? I found the lost toothbrush immediately after I bought a new one. My doubt is, is this how life works or mine is an exception?

I bought this tooth brush that is recommended by 95% of the dentists in the world. Quite expensive! but I don't see much difference. I think 95% of these dentists must have used this tooth brush even before I bought it. I need a toothbrush that is not used by anyone. Hygiene please!

I heard a weird fact “Human teeth are almost as hard as rocks!” known this fact, I have a great idea for the next Valentine’s day. How about carving something on my rocks(teeth) like “Happy Valentine’s Day” and go stand before my wife and say “eeee” and she goes “Thanks, how romantic!”

Somehow I must keep my son busy because he wastes his time noticing unimportant things. Last evening, he was jobless, came to me and said, "Dad, my teeth is whiter than your teeth...see....eeeeeeee".

I'm becoming very bold now-a-days. I had a dream yesterday in which a gigantic dinosaur(carnivore) stood right in front of me showing its sharp claws, roaring at my face with those big teeth. gggrrrrrh. I said "go ahead, eat me if you want. I know it is a dream"

Real Life Anecdotes About Alarm Clocks

Setting alarm is still a rocket science for me. Last night, I religiously set an alarm to wake me up at 6 o clock in the morning but no response. Later I realized that I set it for 6pm and not 6am. I said to myself "Never mind, it will still wake you up while you are in office at 6pm" (AM, PM, too confusing..?)

Short Funny Anecdotes of Everyday Life

Real Life Anecdotes About Google

According to global monthly search stats of google, the phrase “How to impress a girl” gets 135000 monthly searches, whereas the phrase “How to impress a boy” gets 12500 monthly searches. I bet that google must have manipulated the data of the second by increasing the number so that boys don’t get demotivated.

Google is inefficient, I say! Type google in google search engine and it takes 0.10 sec to find its own identity. 0.10 SECONDS. A superbrain search engine must say, immediately, without thinking even for a micro-milli sec that "You are typing in google". Ask my name, I would say "SRIDHAR" even before you complete the question.

Google is like my wife. It is difficult to understand my wife. Here is what google has done to me. Google prefers something else other than repeating the keyword

Real Life Anecdotes About Motorbikes

Some routine habits are hard to break. I routinely take office bus to commute to work. But, yesterday, I took my bike instead of office bus, as I was late to office. While leaving office, I happily took the office bus as per the routine leaving my bike in the office.

Combing my hair before leaving to work is waste of time. Every morning, I comb my hair, take my motorbike, wear the helmet, reach the office, remove my helmet; hairstyle changed ~()+=:-|

I must be really quick while I’m parking my bike. Last evening, this young guy zoomed in to a parking space I’m about to pull into.

Last evening, my son was playing an expensive game. After observing my riding the bike, filling the gas(petrol) at the gas stations, he, now, takes his tricyle, zoom it around the house--vroom--stops it at the kitchen entrance(gas station), opens an imaginary petrol tank and, using a broken pipe, he pretends to fill the petrol. With hiking petrol prices, I suggested him to change the game.

My 3 year old son imitates almost everything that he hears. Imitation is fine but that should'nt disturb anyone. Last evening, he was imitating the sound of my motor bike louder than the actual sound. I took him for a ride; started the bike, “Drrr”, he goes, “DDDDRRRRRR”, we rode on the main road; stopped at a traffic signal. My bike, “dubudubudubu”, my son with a loud voice, “DDDDDUUUUUBBBUUUDUUBBUU”, I knew 3 people got annoyed at the traffic signal because of my son.

Real Life Anecdotes About School

I still remember those school days when one of my teachers use to start the class saying "Good Morning students. Those who have not completed the homework, get out of the classroom and kneel down, and students who have done their homework, check the spelling mistakes before submitting the book. One spelling mistake, I will kill you". My question is, "Why, GOOD morning?"

I still remember, during school days, I was picked by my school captain to the team only because I was his best friend. I know, my team knows, my captain knows that I was the worst player any cricket team can ever have.

I still remember. During school days, i volunteerly raise my hand, to the series of questions teacher ask, and answer them wrong. 20 questions, 20 wrong answers by me. What joy in volunteering?

I still remember. During school days, while answering true of false questions, out of guess, I use to tick "True" for nine of the ten questions. And then, start wondering whether any test would ever have that high percentage of Trues.

I still remember. In school days, There was an attempt by half the classroom to claim a physics test paper, that scored 94%, but with no name on it. I was one among the class who tried to own this test paper.

My 3 year old son is performing worse in his preschool than I do at my work. Recently, his teacher asked, "What is your father's name?", He, "My father's name is 'Dad", Teacher, "What is your mother's name?", He, "My mother's name is 'Mom'"

Now I know how to wake up my 2-year old son. Today morning, I, "Son, wake up, it is time to go to school", He, "ZZZZ...ZZZ", I, "Your teacher will not allow you inside if you are late to school", He, "ZZZZZ....ZZZZ", I, "Don't you aspire to

Real Life Anecdotes About Telephone Cellphones

Last evening my mom was having a telephone conversation: “Yeah…no…never…ho..w..stupid…no..nsense…are you nuts?...I can’t…I said, I can’t…I don’t care…” guess with whom she was talking to? Yes…with my wife.

No doubt technology is reaching new heights. But inventors can spend little more time and enhance the telephone auto-response system. When I dial a wrong number I would be happy to hear "You have dialed a wrong number, let me dial the right number for you" instead of just saying "you have dialed a wrong number"

There are so many telephone numbers in my address book which I've never called for the past 145 years. I have no clue why it is still floating around. I know I am not going call these people, I know that they are not going to call me (In fact, I wonder if they are still alive), But I'm hesitant to throw these telephone numbers. I don't know for what joy I'm still preserving it.

Very Public: I go to public telephone booth and all my personal conversations are heard by the public who are waiting outside the booth. I wish we had sound-proof public telephone booths.

Why am I born? Why do I die? and what am I doing spending so much time in between loosing cell phones, going for haircuts and typing on facebook?

Have you heard of a person who lost his mobile phone, which was kept in the trouser's side pocket, while riding the bike? you guessed it. I lost my mobile phone. Moral of the story: :~(((((((((

I have 12 different sized suitcases at home, but their handles are broken. So, I always end up carrying these suitcases either on my shoulders or on my head while I travel with my family. I feel it is much easier to carry the family burden than to carry these family suitcases. Please! Inventors, Please! stop worrying about Iphones and Androids for sometime and do something about the suitcase handles

I think I should buy a transparent cell phone pouch. For the 3rd time for this month, I brought the empty cell phone pouch to office thinking that there is cell phone in it.

I wonder how to make my mom understand technology. She even answers the recorded messages of my mobile phone service provider. tring-tring, tring-tring! My mom picks the call and the call goes "Hi, get the caller tunes by sending an sms to 2435 with fre..." my mom interrupts, "No, but sridhar is not availab..." and recorded message continues "...or call us to get a free.." my mom "But, listen..."

I'd better safeguard my mobile phone, because, last night, in my dream I saw my 4 year old son dropping my cellphone in a bucket of water

Life has changed. My kids are not like I use to be. When I was a kid, the first word I uttered was, “Mummy”. But, recently, my kid said his first word, “Hello”. Perhaps, he saw either me or my wife were on the cell phone most of the time. My wife and I should stop talking over the cellphone in front the kid before he catches up the rest of the phrase; “Hello, why the hell did you call?”

Mobile phone service providers are the kindest of all. When I dial my own cell number, they say "please, try again after some time" and never say "you stupid, you have dialed your own number. Have you gone nuts? lost your brain...?..fool...?

My mom is very kind. She even answers the recorded messages of my mobile phone service provider. tring-tring, tring-tring! My mom picks the call and the call goes "Hi, get the caller tunes by sending an sms to 2435 with fre..." my mom interrupts "no, but sridhar is not.." and recorded message goes "...or call us to get a free.." my mom "but, listen..."

Some people are extremely patient. last night, I thought I called my close friend, spoke to him for 25 minutes after which a kind voice spoke from the other end of the phone saying "sir, I'm sorry, I think you've got the wrong number"

Real Life Anecdotes About Pillows

I have close to 13 books lying all over my bed. People think I read a lot. Actually I use these books as head rest instead of pillow, leg rest instead of pillow, hand rest instead of pillow.

Real Life Anecdotes About Coffee

In my office, the only one who always listen to me is the coffee machine. Always. no questions asked. latte? there he goes.

Next time I’d better not take coffee just before I leave to the office. Today morning, I burnt my tongue when I tried taking coffee in hurry as I was late to the office. What a burning day!

When will I improve my English? Oxford English Dictionary lists about 500,000 English words. Should I by-heart all these words to be a competent English speaker. I wish I were coffee machine; it has only 5 words to by-heart. tschff...ssstp...gboggle....trrrnn...tbooft. How Easy.